Hilaria Baldwin Unclear Motivation

Alec Baldwin’s weird attention seeking dubiously employed fake Spanish wife posted a photo of herself in lingerie with a baby inside her. I can’t tell if I’m supposed to masturbate or salute her for letting an angry old man squirt inside her. More than likely Baldwin will receive undying praise from a gaggle of Instagram yentas dying to tell her how beautiful this is. Aren’t these the same chicks who drive dog hair encrusted Subaru Outbacks and dine on vegan banh mi while pumping Joni Mitchell’s rock opera about Morgellons? Maybe their tastes are off. Basically anything less than sexy and you’ve got a thumbs up. Men are pigs. Why give them the satisfaction of your non distended abdomen? This is nature. So is shitting out beet juice but I’ll pass on the photos.

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