Giuliana Rancic Truth Shamed

Giuliana Rancic is on a media tour explaining how her sixteen inch waist is the result of her Jamba Juice guy mistakenly replacing her mango with ipecac. Also, she’s blaming the Fashion Police editors for making her look like a plantation owner with remarks about Zendaya’s dreadlock extensions after the Oscar’s. Kelly Osbourne had time in between bouts of spinning to the ground in a pool of her own vomit to make sure cutting teens of the world knew her feelings about Rancic’s veracity. Last month Osbourne quit her E! job because of feigned outrage over the hair jokes though in reality it was to explore amazing new opportunities in the field of nepotism. Nobody wins when anorexics battle binge eaters. Even the promise of a cat fight falls short of enticing. These two ladies should work out their differences the old fashioned way. Arsenic.

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