Floyd Mayweather Is a Mark

Floyd Mayweather reportedly spent $25,000 on the mouthguard he will wear in the upcoming Manny Pacquiao fight and contentious decision. It is stuffed with at least one real hundred dollar bill. Given these things generously cost a few hundred bucks to make I’d comfortably say he got ripped off, minus the hundred bucks in there which he will be forced to retrieve via box cutter at some point once he mortgages his house. I don’t fault the dentist. When you see a moron walk through the door covered in future armed robbery evidence it’s your civic duty to take as much as you can from him. It’s the same way the Feds burn the poppy fields. You just caused one less drive by doc. Tell him he needs new eyes or an Iron Man suit or something. It’s capitalism.

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