Dave Chappelle Can’t Win

A guy was arrested for throwing a banana peel at Dave Chappelle during a live show and striking him in the leg. Christian Englander was booked on disorderly conduct and battery. He claims he had eaten the banana earlier and just happened to have the peel on hand and this was not a premeditated racial statement. Let’s say he’s not lying. Could you not find another object? Spent cups of beer don’t conjure up images of oppression at the hands of the white devil. You threw a fucking banana at a black comic tortured by obvious acts of stupid racism. Chappelle didn’t see this coming, even though he envisions it happening every five minutes of his waking day. Now it’s back to the bunker and those pills that give you dry mouth. Or a new hour of material. Move to Spain where they encourage this type of shit. Unfortunately their amphetamine situation remains spotty.

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