Coachella Attracts The Winners

This anonymous trust fund baby showed up at Coachella wearing a shirt that says “Eat, Sleep, Rape, Repeat.” I’d say this is a cause for concern given the amount of inebriated half naked chicks passed out in tents or talking to God through a ficus. I totally believe in free speech and this dude should be able to wear whatever he wants. You should also be free to pop him in the face. All told I’d keep an eye on him. Only an overcompensating pussy would want to attract this much negative attention. I’d say pussies are more prone to raping than just about any other demo outside of Southern janitor. Can you yell fire in a crowded movie theater? I’ve never tried it but it sounds fun. You should be able to joke about rape. I’m not seeing the joke here beyond this pudgy cunt and his three inch pecker. Someone push him into some mud and then point and laugh. He’ll be vindicated. Where’s my feminist award, sisters of the crying shame?

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