Charlotte McKinney Hands on Deck

April 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Charlotte McKinney is Kate Upton 2.0. I wouldn’t throw either out of bed for suggesting we euthanize my not right in the head younger brother because he’s impeding our fun, but Charlotte seems a little less angst-filled about her role on this planet and her related rewards. No bitter jousts at guys for wailing away on their junk nightly to thoughts of her tits. Decorum calls for a mild game of euphemisms, but not article after article lamenting your fate as the chick dating pro athletes and pulling in ten mill a year on jugs modeling gigs. I’m not negative, I’m just super fucking honest. Charlotte, lower your hands and we’ll name airports after you.

Photo Credit: The Hundreds

Tags: charlotte mckinney

Disclaimer: All rights reserved for writing and editorial content. No rights or credit claimed for any images featured on wwtdd.com unless stated. If you own rights to any of the images because YOU ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHER and do not wish them to appear here, please contact us info(@)egotastic.com and they will be promptly removed. If you are a representative of the photographer, provide signed documentation in your query that you are acting on that individual's legal copyright holder status.