Cara Delevingne Just Eye Fucked Your Woman

This voracious lesbian vampire is using commercial media to lure in her winding waiting line of snatches. She’s goddamn unstoppable. Guys love to say they’d be a lesbian if they were a chick because it sounds incredibly less gay on the back end of an opening of ‘if I were a woman’. As tough as you have it as a man finding women, imagine the playing field when only some relatively small percentage of chicks will even allow for girl girl love. You need to work that much harder and that much smarter. This model might look semi-lucid, but if she ever documented her methods, you’d see charts and formulae and Pareto curves and beakers bubbling with pheromone compounds beyond the comprehension of Harvard scientists. They walk among us. This chick is fingering all the good ones.

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