Bruce Jenner Is One Kooky Chick (VIDEO)

The creepy exercise of watching two sixty-somethings with frozen Madame doll faces chatting about gender identity is over. There’s no doubt Bruce Jenner is the least horrible man and now woman in the entire Kardashian clan. If he won the Decathlon while also spending three hours a day secretly wearing dresses and putting on makeup, all the power to him. He showed the Commies what’s what back in ’76. We’re America, we can be women trapped in men’s bodies and still kick your ass.

The interview itself consisted of hard hitting Diane Sawyer questions such as ‘What is your perfect day’ and ‘If you were me, what question would you ask yourself?’. Fuck, you really do only deserve 72% of your male counterparts. Bruce Jenner was conspicuously not joined by Kris Jenner or any of the reality show whorelets. They waited in the wings to see how public reaction would go before weighing in. Kris Jenner in particular is now effusive of praise for her tranny husband of two decades, while pleading with her demon lord that nobody digs further into Bruce’s claim that he’s never been into dudes. I might whip out the polygraph or a picture of Channing Tatum topless on that query.

Jenner’s most overlooked line from the interview was when he declared the entire Keeping Up with the Kardashians reality show as fabricated bullshit. He was sitting on the one real dramatic bombshell and never shared it on the show because he didn’t want to hurt his children who his wife was pulling out of school in fifth grade and turning into underaged prostitutes. Jenner says he’s publicizing his butterfly transformation now so that he can help others in the same situation. I’d give him the benefit of the doubt. The help begins this summer on his new E! reality show. As Jenner said, he’s not changing who he is, just getting tits and a new name. Something like that.