Bruce Jenner in a Dress Ignites Chaos (VIDEO)

In your haste to laud Bruce Jenner for declaring his true gender identity and selling that truth to television, you might just mis-gender him which could implode the core of this planet and kill us all. Not hyperbole. That’s how important this is. One of the guests on CNN’s breaking coverage of Bruce Jenner in a dress declared he’s going to call Bruce Jenner ‘she’, because everybody else had already used up all the empty platitudes equating trannies to modern day superheroes. I guess he won. I’m not sure. Bruce Jenner already called the cops on the paparazzi who long range shot photos of him in a dress because it invades his privacy and endangers the rapturous moment he’s bringing to ABC on Friday declaring himself a woman since birth while wearing something fancy. CNN swooped in on the dress photos under newsworthy disclaimers because how else to objectively call Jenner’s chrysalis cracking moment the greatest moment in the history of mankind. Private pain is never fully recognized until it’s publicly commercialized. I just wish that old lady Jenner killed on the PCH was around to gab with me about that dress. So not his color.

Video credit: CNN