Billy Zane Keeps on Keeping On

Billy Zane will be making a cameo in the Zoolander sequel. He did so in the first one which came out before you had hair on your nuts. How do you get a career as a cameo guy, and why do I know your name yet wouldn’t recognize you at the Target? No, single bag is fine, thanks, it’s Earth Day. Does having a cool name and barely working make you an indie fringe guy or a one foot out the door guy? I think it’s somewhere in the middle. A cameo is when a celebrity pops in and doesn’t know their lines and ruins a scene. I don’t know if the Geico Insurance chick is actually named Flo. If so, it’s still not a cameo. Just lazy writing. God I should have changed my name to Sheath Ledger. Zane will be making a cameo at the DMV in the valley off of Victory Blvd. at 2:45 pm next Wednesday.

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