Bill Belichick Spies Some Ass

Bill Belichick was bustted checking out Chrissy Teigen’s ass at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, a yearly gig where the President books future talk show appearances and actors and models feel vindicated for writing me-too political shit on their Twitter feeds. John Legend Tweeted the photo because it’s not as if there are ever going to be moments of his wife winning science fairs. She has nice ass. That’s not nothing. When she asks you why you love her, just say sweet and smart. She’ll know you mean ass but you won’t have to sleep on the couch. On the plus side, Belichick took a step closer to being human, even though he is clearly devising the most methodical way to rub one out later. I think you dropped something, Mrs. Glory Singer. Where are my blockers?

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