Amber Rose Caves

This story is a primer for why women are smarter and savvier than men, but dudes still run the universe and the oil and natural gas industries. After months of nasty social media blows against her baby daddy Wiz Khalifa for fucking everything that moved while they were together, Amber Rose posted a picture of the two of them kissing like porn stars with a long form teen girl please take me back love letter attached.

My #ManCrushEveryday you know what it is…. We went wrong somewhere and even if we never ever get back together ( Even tho I pray, dream and hope we do) he will forever be the love of my life. The media doesn’t make it easy but fuck them we gotta live for reality and not society. We forever have a bond because we made a beautiful baby from our Love. Through all the ups and downs of our relationship my heart still beats for him every single day. I’m sick of putting on a front like I’m happy without him. I’m not. He makes me happy. He’s the only one who can. Regardless of how our lives Turn out in the long run he will always be the skinny tatted up stoner that has my heart ??

Skinny tatted up stoners are hard to come by. Breaking soft and explaining that all your nasty words and all those naked photos of yourself posed like a Turkish whore was all just a cry for help, that’s sad. Deep down, most women can’t shake those compulsive feelings to bang bad men brought on by their first middle school menstrual cycle. It’s a rare woman who can go stone cold assassin. She shall be our next President. If history is any indication, Amber Rose will get knocked up and fucked over by Khalifa at least twice more before her book about waking up to being a strong woman comes out.  You could read it, but you already know what is says.

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