Taylor Swift Jumps Into Porn Game

Starting in June you will be able to buy Internet domain names ending in .porn, .sucks, .adult and 547 other options to guarantee you a great story to tell the guy trying to fix the malware on your computer. The move comes in response to the pleas of parents who claim adult content needs to be separate from the mainstream internet and coincidentally also work for Comcast. Taylor Swift has jumped ahead of the demand for fake novelty content and purchased the domains TaylorSwift.adult and TaylorSwift.porn. It is unclear if she is going to fill these sites with photoshopped images of herself blowing a midget but the smart money says not. I suppose this is a smart move if you don’t have much of a sense of humor. I’m pretty sure TaylorSwiftGangBang.porn is still available or countless other options if you apply your imagination. Or you could just use Google Images. That’s assuming you want to see Taylor Swift’s head on a porn star’s body while she gets railed by a footlong. I never did. Until now. It’s a rabbit hole. Bring on the domains!

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