Suge Knight Yearns to Be Free

March 13, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Suge Knight’s lawyer says he is not a flight risk and should be allowed to chill at home and make Nestle Toll House cookies during the period leading up to his murder trial. Knight would be willing to wear an electronic monitoring bracelet and also have his leg amputated or hold his case worker hostage. He would also willingly allow dozens of his sketchy career criminal friends to smuggle him Tracfones ideal for intimidating potential witnesses. Knight’s lawyer says it would be difficult for him to flee because he’s one of the most recognizable men in America which is why you always see him on Live with Kelly Ripa and in booking mugshots Delusional bullshit aside it would be hard for him to blend in anywhere besides the NFL seniors tour combine which is clearly an idea he’s already thought of. eBay some windbreakers. Stop using his parking spot.

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