Stella Maxwell In Lingerie And Bikinis

Victoria’s Secret now owns or rents twenty thousand of the world’s best looking women under 25. They enter some characteristics, hair color, measurements, willingness to wade in crap infested water, push a button on the Stargate, and out pops some chick from some foreign land with a work visa and three tampons ready to work 96 hours without break. I need to get me one of those machines. Though if you don’t enter the right amount of cash, a big boned chick from Odessa might exit the portal and inform you she’s now your roommate.

Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret