Robert Durst No Bail

Gloating murderer Robert Durst has been denied bail as prosecutors made the case he is planning to flee the country and they also watch HBO and are scared of him. Durst was found in his New Orleans hotel room with $44,000 in cash and was awaiting a shipment with another $117,000 in hundreds. He had maps of Florida and Cuba as well as fake IDs, a lifelike rubber mask and a loaded gun and some marijuana. He is being charged with possession of said pot  because the rest of that shit is pretty much standard fare for dudes in New Orleans hotel rooms. Prosecutors think we was planning to shoot a shitty indie movie or go to Cuba where murder is legal with much cheaper donations than required here in the U.S.. Following the New Orleans business, Durst will be extradited to Los Angeles to face trial for the murder of his friend, Susan Berman. Former friend I guess is more appropriate He’ll likely be acquitted and agree that Brentwood really is much nicer than Cuba and keep local. I’d probably have coffee with him but I wouldn’t let him know I keep my balcony door open most warm evenings.