Robert Durst Arrested

Billionaire real estate heir and serial acquitted murderer Robert Durst has been arrested after new evidence of a murder was uncovered and broadcast on HBO’s The Jinx. If you haven’t seen The Jinx it is a true crime show about how Robert Durst successfully got away with murdering a bunch of people and stars Robert Durst. Durst apparently thought it would be a cool idea to go on the show and basically confirm his status as a serial murderer so he could get off on people knowing he got away with it.

Problem is your average HBO cares more about due diligence than the police. The producers of The Jinx uncovered a letter written by Durst which basically confirms him as the killer of a woman he used to know who was murdered while he was out telling people he didn’t do it. Smart eople should know better than to advertise themselves as scumbags and dare people to find shit on you.  Let’s get this show’s producers to do a series on the Kardashians and find that bloody knife Dead Bob Sr. hid in the crawl space. On the downside our police departments are now outsourcing their case work to hipsters from Tribeca. Moral of the story is you can live off your rich parents and get away with murder until you start taunting. I was fine with Chappaquiddick. But this is TV motherfucker. In fact it’s even better. It’s HBO.

Photo Credit: TheJinxHBO.com