Miley Cyrus Low On Material

Miley Cyrus made a huge display of getting her teeth pulled on Instagram because she craves attention yet doesn’t have much first run product. She posted her X-Rays followed by several other dental related photos culminating with posting the actual bloody pulled teeth while Maria Shriver shook her head and ordered a hit. I look forward to pap smear day although I’m guessing dentistry is the closest thing she gets to gynecological maintenance . You can tell exactly how annoying someone is by how many hours of work they miss after getting a tooth pulled. Anything over one and they’re a spoiled twat. That includes the drive. We’ve all had some shitty drill time in the dentists chair. You push it deep into your repressed memories next to Great Aunt Sarah teaching you how to slow dance and you move on. This is no way to score drugs or make people like you.

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