Kylie Jenner Is An Ambassador of Love

Ambassadorships used to be handed out to old white men who ran petrochemical companies and donated heavily to politics. Now it’s mostly young celebrity chicks with big knockers. I’d call this progress. Kylie Jenner was named Ambassador to the Nip+Fab skincare line in the U.K. which makes balms to keep your nipples luscious and shiny. Also, progress.

Over the weekend, the rapper Tyga who’s been fucking her secretly because it’s illegal couldn’t hold back any longer, posting sweet prose against a picture of his beloved:

Certain things catch your eye, but only few capture the heart.

Pretty smooth. You really have to be if you’re a grown man with a wife and a two-year old who wants to plow underaged chicks. Rumors are swirling that the pair are already engaged and will became B-list rapper husband and booty call official after Kylie turns eighteen this summer. Parents of teen girls everywhere are probably freaked out by the normalizing of this illicit relationship. But not to worry. Unless your daughter happens to be famous and worth several million, most rappers will just bang them pregnant then take off. You don’t have to have them over for dinner.

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