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March 11, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
There were a couple weeks there in February where Kristen Stewart had to doll up and put on a dress for awards shows and premiere appearances. Her butch credentials were already being questioned back at HQ deep beneath Ellen’s Montecito humidor. Stewart’s already boned several boyfriends and ruined a Hollywood marriage over dick lust. Don’t think there isn’t suspicion in the ranks. You’re not being paranoid, bi-curious Karen Silkwood. There really are two chicks in sleeveless jean jackets behind you in that Subaru Forester.
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