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March 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
I’m not sure what $100 million U.S. is in haggard vagina dollars, but it’s probably still a lot. Kris Jenner nailed down a fat Comcast contract for herself and her sexually active ducklings to keep making their show on E!, inclusive of TV spin-offs, digital projects, and aerosolizing toxins from the top of tall towers to retard a next generation of viewers. It’s moments like these when I think of every single letter ever received about not giving the Kardashians any press so they might go away.
The E! deal includes the services of Kris Jenner, her five whorelets, plus that dude who gets loaded and fucks babies into the shortest one. Jenner rakes ten percent of everybody else’s fees, on top of her own appearance dollars, so expect her to stow about $15 million into her own ocean floor bottom safe. Bruce Jenner isn’t part of the new contract since he’s selling his cock lopping under his own imprint. This is one expensive fucked up human circus and a prime example of what happens when a network can’t come up with a single second idea in eight years. Expect your Comcast cable rates to double in the next four years. Consider it penance for every time you ever nailed a girl with a double digit IQ.