Kendall Jenner Chest in Fur

At some point little girls playing dress up grow up to be big girls playing dress up, paid in cash and cocaine and famous singer dick. Maybe this Chanel shit cost more than mom’s dresses and somewhere along the way you lost your ability to smile, but it’s basically the same premise. Minus the aggressive lesbian model hovering in your shadow because she’s got you on her clit list. I wanted to be an astronaut when I was little. I wish I could swagger around NASA and Mission Control in a space suit as an adult, but it turns out they arrest you and put you on a 5150 hold. If boys grew tits as they got older they could probably get away with a lot more.

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