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March 3, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
I don’t care if Justin Bieber devotes the remainder of his life to sweeping up leper skin in Calcutta, dudes who insist on being topless will never be saints, just douchebags. I’m talking to you, jogger for whom a t-shirt was adversely affecting your time around the block. Bieber celebrated his 21st birthday by doing what he did for his last five birthdays, taking selfies of himself getting wasted with chicks with big fake asses and banging at least one of the Baldwin daughters. I’m not jealous, I’m only mostly jealous. Fuck, what I could do with all that power and my shirt still on.
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