Harvey Weinstein Handsy

Here’s something to keep in the back pocket. When a 60-something rich dude invites a 20-something model to his private office to discuss her career, he intends to fuck the shit out of her. Not some of the time. Every single time. I’m not sure where this falls into the Rape Culture curriculum, but bump it up to first semester because it seems like a gimme. The Pope himself will plug you right in the papal hole if you fell for that simpleton ruse. The God of the bible is a God who values a practical lesson

Harvey Weinstein stands accused by a young Italian model of inviting her to his private offices in Manhattan to discuss her bright future then asking her if her tits were real and proceeding to check for himself. Being a man of unending appetites, he next went under her skirt. Imagine the horror of the ESL model prepared to recite Christopher Walken’s Watch monologue from Pulp Fiction for Weinstein and win herself a lead in the next Steve McQueen Oscar pic. She went to the cops. It’s not clear what case she might have against Weinstein once he declares, I didn’t do shit, and hoists the big ass Humanitarian Award he was awarded by the Simon Wiesenthal Center just last week. In all likelihood she’ll never still not work in this town again. It’s sad, but a harsh warning to other women coming to Hollywood, there is no such thing as half-fucked.

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