Farrah Abraham Is Half-Genius

Farrah Abraham is many things. She’s not stupid. She’s casting herself as the villain in every possible nook and cranny of her latest crappy staged MTV reality show. She was clearly paying attention to pro wrestling and comic book movies coming up. Not everybody is cut from the hero cloth. If you’re not sure if you are, just take a quick look behind you and see if some guy has his cock in your ass and another guy is filming you with a thumbs up sign. Not a hero. But heroes need villains and that’s where you get the long lasting dollars. Boo, I fucking hate you, hockey goon. Here’s my money, take it to the bank.

On Teen Mom OG, Abraham incessantly delivers staged nasty comments about all the other teen moms being white trash whores. Which they are. But she delivers the lines without irony. Who are people going to remember from this particularly piece of crap? They’re going to remember the horrible bitch with the big fake tits. And she’s going to get paid again. It’s not always about rising up, sometimes it’s just owning the alley. It’s all for the children.

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