Down Goes Frazier

Suge Knight finally stopped complaining about feeling feint in his court appearances today and actually went and feinted. A full collapse to the ground right after the judge accepted the prosecutor’s recommendation to set bail at $25 million in Knight’s ongoing running people over to death with a truck legal imbroglio. Seeing a large grown man fall to the floor can be disconcerting, until you realized how many times Knight’s walked away from being shot multiple times in the torso, head, and nutbag. Then it”s just kind of silly. Knight has been complaining of late how being locked in jail with no hot water or blanket and only occasional showers has led to his poor health. If he had more time to build his list he might’ve mentioned being old and fat and smoking the bones of his enemies ahead of infrequent showering.

In court Knight’s defense attorney accused the D.A. of acting like they were playing out an episode of the hit Fox show Empire in which famous black music producers and artists do all sorts of horrible things to each other. It didn’t make much sense, but Fox sent the attorney some Empire Season 1 DVDs and some XL t-shirts just the same. Everybody in this town is working for swag. With bail set so high, it seems likely Knight will continue to be kept in various hospital rooms and jail cells until it’s time to watch a whole bunch of people too old to be gangstas spinning stupid stories about being hateful and killing each other with monster trucks over beefs from the 80’s. Stop clogging up our courts, fat ass. I didn’t say that. Fuck, I’m going to feint.

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