Curt Schilling Needs To Let Go

Curt Schilling and his Death Wish against the losers who Tweeted nasty shit about his daughter continues unabated. Schilling already outed these nutwads and got them fired and expelled. Now he’s making mention of ruining them in court, knowing Special Forces combat soldiers who might send them a message, and considering fucking their house pets and setting the houses of every single member of their family out to third cousins on fire. It’s some real Keyser Soze shit. All because a few retarded Yankees fans and Schilling haters don’t understand where the funny ends and 140 character social media verbal assault begins.

Popular sentiment is behind Curt Schilling for the first time ever because he seems to be doing the right thing. He was, maybe, now he’s just an asshole who needs to sit down and admit his own role in this shit parade. Twitter is the rank strip club near the airport. There’s the owner who makes the money, the dancing Hilton and Kardashian whores who skim cash, and a mass of anonymous hard luck cases who find themselves drawn routinely to rank whore houses. Strip club protocol is pretty clear. You get loaded, waste every cent you have with the false promise of stripper sex, scream some obscenities on the way out, and then lie to your loved ones and yourself about your disgraceful behavior. If you want to clink the glass in that cess pool and congratulate your teen daughter, expect that some turd is going to stand up and ask how much to finger bang her in the Champagne Room. Especially if most everybody in the club already dislikes you.

You don’t have to congratulate your daughter on Twitter. Michael Jackson advised us all to start with the man in the mirror. Especially when that man happens to be rubbing a young McCauley Caulkin’s nipples and cooing in falsetto. If Schilling wants to activate his passions, maybe he should tell parents to get the fuck off Twitter and take their daughters out to Baskin-Robbins for a double scoop like parents did before they sought post-limelight ego validation on social media. Punch those twats in the nose and move the fuck on.