Congress Jumps The Millennial Shark

The House Judiciary Committee published a list critiquing Obama’s handling of immigration and put a GIF above each point because they think you’re a moron. Whatever 37 year old intern who told them this was what the kids are doing should be fired immediately without pay. Or since they’re working for free relinquish their shoes and stand nose to the wall for several hours. We all know dudes masturbate and hot chicks frequently send nude pics to each other and giggle but there’s a time and place for everything. Buzzfeed style clickbait is fine when you’re supposed to be working. Using it in an attempt to make a serious point is about as effective as the talent portion at a Miss America pageant. Idiocracy is upon us and before long the President will be texting his inaugural address in emojis. I heard the cool Congressmen are smoking weed under the bleachers. I promise I’ll vote next time.

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