Cody Simpson And Gigi Hadid Naked Young Hollywood

Imagine if getting laid wasn’t something you had to work your ass off for, but merely a by-product of your job. You’d stamp out end of shift and a couple Victoria’s Secret models would be rubbing their mons pubis through their shorts asking if they could see the warehouse. Then they’d let you know that means they want to fuck you because they’re not so smart and they’re worried you may not understand what ‘see the warehouse’ means. People who claim that everybody gets dealt a fair hand will point out that this eighteen year old fucker Cody Simpson gets to bang supermodels, but maybe somebody else gets smarts in mathematics and gets to engineer the new wave of electric cars. It’s not fairness when don’t get a choice. Megan gets cake, but you get sherbert. I don’t fucking like sherbert. I want fucking cake. Electric cars are for pussies. I want to bang supermodels. Fairness is a myth. Let’s beat the crap out of Cody Simpson. It won’t solve anything, but it’ll still feel good.

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