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Chloe Sevigny Is Trying to Tell Us Something
March 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Chloe Sevigny has a lobster on her vagina. I never ready my bible as thoroughly as I should have, but I believe this is a sign we’re soon to perish in brimstone. All that carbon offsetting won’t save you when the Angel of Death and Crustacean Vagina comes for final retribution. It’s unfortunate that Chloe Sevigny has to be our harbinger of damnation. We probably would’ve had more time to prepare if anybody had seen any of her insufferable blow job movies of the past fifteen years. I hope the Scientologists get taken first.
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