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March 6, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Normally I’d follow this chick wherever she was headed. It could be Tampon Depot and I’d enter pretending I had legitimate business in the establishment. What? My invalid mom is spotting. Who wants to judge me now? But the place she’s heading is Dancing with the Stars. They use girls like this to make you believe there’s a heterosexual component to the competition. The next thing you know Michael Sam is in sparkles dedicating his rumba to the prejudice that kept him from being a Hall of Fame lineman and some guy with a British accent is using the word delicious as a noun. Avert your eyes from these tits or the next time we speak you’ll overly excited about rumors Frankie Muniz is going to visit with Ellen. It’s a trap.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI