Charlie Sheen Follows Politics

Charlie Sheen thought it was weird that Obama has time to go on ESPN and fill out his March Madness bracket because it is. Best case scenario Obama is full of shit and acting over confident. God forbid he actually knows what he’s talking about and watches a lot of college basketball as the world nears an end game. Sheen took the opportunity to get political because he reads a lot of things that appear in his mind:

“Barry Satera Kenya u won’t attend a soldier’s funeral uhkros da street that u kild yet u hav time 4 brackets? s a d.”

If you don’t speak crackhead the reference is aimed at the repeatedly debunked theory that the White House did not send a representative to attend the funeral of a young man who was killed in Iraq. Sheen also believes 9/11 was an inside job and just about everything else coke heads talk about in the bathroom. I feel his pain but real policy wonks aren’t up at 2 am watching SportsCenter. That’s how you tell the men from the boys. Kentucky to win. Iran takes us on nuclear talks. Call it a wash.

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