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March 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
This Delevingne chick is moving fast. We concede any more women to this carpet munching Nosferatu and there will be none left to dance around the maypole. Bradley Cooper, this is your barely legal girlfriend. Mick Jagger, inexplicably this is your daughter. Tainted for eternity by the love whose name we dare not speak. Delevingne’s stevedored more vagina grease this past week than most men garner in a lifetime. Decent men. Men who deserve the love of a good woman. The world got together and stopped Swedish pop quartets, I think we can end the Sapphic reign of terror of this scissor kissing 120-pound blue blood. Strap her in a Lecter mask before she licks another.
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