Azealia Banks Not Fond of Whitey

Playboy seems an odd venue for a wildly racist rant, especially when there are no titty pictures to read. Stridently super black rapper Azealia Banks went on a tirade against fat white people, slender white people, white school teachers, white singers, black singers trying to be white, and Ikea for making furniture that looks so awesome in their showroom but super tired a week after you install it in your apartment.

I hate everything about this country. Like, I hate fat white Americans. All the people who are crunched into the middle of America, the real fat and meat of America, are these racist conservative white people who live on their farms. Those little teenage girls who work at Kmart and have a racist grandma—that’s really America.”

Banks proudly describes her second grade white bitch devil diaries where she cursed out all the white teachers and how proud her mom was when she found them. Banks detests how biased and white and Christian text books are in the public schools because she’s clearly not perused a public school textbook anytime in the past thirty years. Naturally, she wants reparations from her white girl fans:

Why do you want reparations for work you didn’t do?” Well, you got handed down your grandfather’s estate and you got to keep your grandmother’s diamonds and pearls and shit.

How about instead of cash we just give you a recording contract and a spread in Playboy. My grandfather’s estate consisted mostly of unpaid parking tickets and poorly aged exotic dancers who claimed to have been promised his cigarette lighter. I’d take the music money.

Banks went on to line up black music artists and declare who was a sell-out and who lived up to her purity standard. Kanye sell-out. Pharrell and Kendrick Lamar, sell outs. Jay Z, still a black brother in good standing. It’s unfortunate that Banks is using her new found fame to seek to divide us rather than unite us. It’s even more unfortunate she has new found fame. Angry dumb people aren’t supposed to get this far.