Angela Simmons in a Bikini

I don’t know what the fuck Angela Simmons does during the days. It doesn’t matter. She’s got 1.9 million followers on Instagram that want to see her latest adorable hat selection and her naturally large ass in a bikini bottom. Going back to high school reunions is so much easier in the era of social media self-worth. I heard Wendy’s Twitter numbers are lagging, she used to be such a slut. What happened? It’s probably not such a bad thing that the way by which we define people has changed. I used to be a writer, then a blogger, and now a 99-percenter. I stand with Jesus and sing show tunes from Les Miserables in Korean. Somebody fetch me a cup. I need to Tweet like my life depends on it. It probably does.

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