Amber Rose Is On Tour

Amber Rose is an entertainer. That means nobody knows exactly what the fuck she does for money. Instagramming and banging rappers is not a paid gig so much as a desperate hobby. She’s been getting paid to show up at night clubs and take photos with dumb people who recognize her name from conversations questioning who the fuck she is. Now she’s taking her standing around in stupid attire to the next level and has announced her UK Tour 2015. This tour encompasses four stag bars in England where she will play her greatest hits like having her handler charge you twenty bucks for an autographed photo. Take it home and Google her. Then put a bullet in your brain because you’re part of the problem. I’m still trying to figure this out. Was she in Goodfellas?

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