Alyssa Milano Breastfeeds on Camera, Again

You have to feel for the demure Alyssa Milano when that little attention whore baby demands milk from her completely unfettered tit on camera. Anybody’s who’s nursed a child knows how many thousands of pictures of your bare tits exist on your iCloud alone. Forget Instagram and Twitter. You’re fairly defenseless.

Alyssa was prepping for her appearance on The Talk, that CBS ripoff of The ABC’s The View, that assembled two black women, a Chinese woman, a lesbian, and whatever the fuck Sharon Osbourne is to pretend that demographic diversity itself is compelling. It might help if they all took turns whipping out their mams and giving that kid a spritzer. I once went to an event and saw a woman shove a russet potato up her ass to prove a political point. I don’t remember the important cause but I can graphically describe every inch of that tuber to this day. In the absence of a compulsory ranking, our brains are going to remember Milano’s tits and not much else. There really isn’t much else. This time it worked out perfectly.

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