Women Don’t Like Each Other Much

Hot Australian fitness model Erin McNaught took the plunge and had a baby. Instead of proceeding to sit on her front stoop smoking Virginia Slims she decided to get back into shape, which makes since as she is a fitness model. McNaught posted an innocuous photo and self empowering message about the process following her squeezing a watermelon sized person out of her lady hole:

“4 weeks [post partum] and I’m starting to get my stomach back! Aside from lots of walking and eating healthily, I’ve been doing loads of pelvic floor and transverse abdominus exercises. Still no traditional ab work though which is driving me crazy!”

Instead of compliments McNaught was flooded with a slew of criticism from fellow mothers who’ve embraced the concept of a slow death. A few typical examples:

“Did she have a surrogate?… Unrealistic… Fake… Yeah right… Self obsessed bitch… We have to stay relevant in the media somehow I guess don’t we? Goodness knows you don’t do that just being a mother.”

Women really are a fixed pie mentality bunch. I can only feel better if that skinny whore feels worse. The next time your wife or girlfriend tells you she’s stressed out, say, I can only imagine. Let’s go kill some of your bitchy friends and then have sex on their dead bodies. She probably won’t go for it, but she’ll be glad you care.

Photo Credit: Instagram