Warren Sapp Well Hated

Just about everyone at the NFL Network hated Warren Sapp because he’s a raging asshole. According to TMZ’s miscreant staff, most at the office are glad he’s gone. Workers were required to follow an unofficial protocol regarding Sapp which included:

“Don’t look Warren in the eyes. Introduce yourself, but DO NOT try to befriend him.”

Also, allow yourself to be ass raped but do not squeal. I wanted fried bacon! Warren Sapp sounds like a raging cunt. It might be the tongue scabies he’s procured from his taste in loose women. Prostitution is the world’s second oldest profession outside of analyzing tackles and slapping your interns with a Swingline. Here’s a hint, Warren. Your next gig’s going to involve holding a clipboard with a list of names on it.