Vanessa And Kobe Bryant In Love On Chopper

Kobe and Vanessa Bryant went on a romantic helicopter trip for Valentine’s Day and posted a bunch of photos to Instagram to make certain you know they are rich and madly in love. Kobe wore a maroon t-shirt and Vanessa sported ten pounds of spackle along with some huge diamond earrings she earned from blackmailing her husband after he cornholed an Aspen receptionist. She’s had several surgical procedures since the High Holidays assuming that’s not a wax museum figurine she had standing in to test the light while her and Kobe lovingly kissed her. It’s unclear how many romantic destinations have helicopter landing pads.  Though there are a few Russian cargo vessels where you’re wife might disappear inexplicably. Kobe’s got some post-NBA career figuring to do.