The Barbie Doll Couple Just Want Privacy

Some public relations junior put these two long haired blonds together and dubbed them the Barbie Doll couple. Given how Barbie Doll sales are plummeting and soon to become toy relics, this won the all-hands brain storming session in the small conference room. One is the French Kim Kardashian, which is like saying the more annoying Kim Kardashian which can’t possibly be true so I’ll just assume that was a lazy nickname. The other is that creepy hairstylist who way back when fixed up Paula Jones hair so she could accuse Bill Clinton of laying his fat upon her. If you believe this guy likes chicks then you probably also believe pro sports leagues really love it when their small market teams make it to the playoffs. Neither of these two look like Barbie Dolls and seeing them kiss feels like the awkward pretend claps at gay reprogramming camp graduation. If rich white moms start vaccinating their kids again, these two disappear.

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