Nobody Fucks With The Pacquiao

Former Kentucky basketball player Daniel Orton, who until recently played professionally in the Philippines, was released and fined after criticizing Manny Pacquiao’s on court performance. Pacquiao at a towering 5’6″ is a player and head coach of the Kia Carnival since he is a sober Elvis who can do whatever he wants. Paq has scored one point in four games this season against guys who are afraid to block his shot like when you play against your friend’s kids in the pool. Orton appropriately found the charade ridiculous and didn’t mince words:

“[Pacquiao playing] is a joke… Professional boxer? Yeah. Congressman? All right. But professional basketball player? Seriously? It’s a joke.”

Orton was then shit canned and escorted out of the country by black ops. Respect for Paquiao runs deep. It might be because he’s a really good boxer or that he has been on a flying machine. The president of the team explained:

“It is like he went to the United States and insulted the name of Martin Luther King.”

Slow down on your moped, guy. King is a symbol of civil protest in the face of injustice. Pacquiao punches people in the head really fast with his tiny fists. Orton was fined $5,650. or one months take home pay for the average Philippine family, if that month is January and you’re combining the last 147 years worth of Januarys . Kiss his rings next time. Blow jobs around the corner.

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