Morgan Osman And Chantel Jeffries In Bikinis

There’s some kind of social theory that explains how people with like minds eventually find each other even in bustling metropolises. It’s an insect level and up innate instinct to bond into common interest packs. This is one chick from the Bad Girls Club which runs on VH-1 which I think is still a channel. The other is that self described model who was blowing Bieber when he was drag racing in the streets under the influence of near beer and Flinstone’s chewables. I could tell you which one is which, but would you really care? It’s like when the docent at the zoo feels obliged to list the names of the monkeys in the simian habitat. I don’t need to know their names. We’re not friending on Facebook. Just point to the one who flings his shit with any accuracy so I know when to lower my dental face shield.

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