Mila Kunis Happy With Tits

Mila Kunis went on Conan and recanted some amusing anecdotes about how women’s tits become engorged with breast milk following pregnancy. Kunis is the first to notice this unusual phenomenon and has been fielding calls from scientists ever since. Turns out they do indeed get larger:

“I don’t know how to deal with them because I’ve never had them and so I’d always dress for a flat-chested girl, and all of a sudden I’m busty, and I’m like, ‘Whoa! Check it out.’ This is amazing to me. It’s like a whole new world. First of all, I needed to start wearing bras… That was a whole new experiment for me. I was like, ‘What are these things that people wear?’ Now I have to.”

And what is this tiny human that came out of my vagina? Dude, let’s get it stoned. Enjoy your bra phase. Really commit to the stripper attire while the nanny feeds the kid formula. You don’t want to waste any. The trick is to have the luscious tits without the screaming newborn. Go back and try again.