Lauren Stoner Birthday Ass

I find it comforting there’s a small corner of the world where guys sneak up on women with their cameras and snap pictures of their privates and the women thank them and ask when they’ll be published. None of this subtle nuance of anxious correctness and changing Northeastern feminist directives. Just a polite request to wait a second, let me flex my ass, is my mons lit well? It’s the difference between synergy and discord, a perfect market versus wasted resources, picture perfect taint versus a slap in the face and a fearless essay in the campus paper lamenting the existence of men. Good luck living in a world with no open jars.

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