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February 4, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Kylie Jenner never had the chance for high school. This blond fucktoy avatar will stand as her glory days trophy. The moment she’ll rehash obsessively in the Haven Pines community room. How many women can say there was a time when they were seventeen and the entire world wanted to fuck them, deflate them, and put them back into the closet. Like ten, maybe twelve. Take it in, Kylie. The pinnacle. Ignore that downslope yonder. You have a few more hours yet. Pack a sandwich.
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