Kylie Jenner Coming Into Her Powers

After deciding to skip high school to roll around in her Mercedes and bang older dudes, Kylie Jenner is only now coming to realize she’s not like other girls. For one, her tits are bigger. But that’s not her only super power. When you’re moving millions in perfumes and lipstick and your mom is the Dark Lord’s main dry hump, the toadies who surround you will do whatever the fuck you want. LMAO. You desire green clovers and blue diamonds, darling. Rub your nipples purposefully while you stare at the second most powerful person in the room. Chop chop, here’s your Charms. One day you won’t be able to fly. Until such time, circle Metro City and drizzle your dump on the plebes.

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