Kim Kardashian Not Done

Kim Kardashian is showing her bare tits and ass in another magazine and McDonald’s still carries the quarter pounder. The photos were leaked on Twitter by someone instructed to do so as a member of Kim’s entourage paid in followers. The issue of Love magazine is guest edited by Cara Delevingne which means she’s able to point and answer questions by blinking. She also interviews Kim if you want to read it while doing your taxes and then go pull a Falling Down. Kim has no eyebrows and desperately wants you to know why. I’d posit she’s out of ideas. Her ass is a distorted but appears to resemble a hopalong who gives tours of the Grand Canyon during the icy months. That’s when they store fat. It’s almost like the crack is too long and she’d need to floss it with a bath towel. Brilliant photography. We need more art school graduates.

Photo Credit: Twitter