Kendall Jenner Is Anti-Tattoo

When we learned that Kendall Jenner likes salads and shiny objects I was certain we’d tapped the bottom of her revelation well. But this complicated young woman had even more to offer when Allure magazine located the Friends monkey in a dumpster and asked him if he’s pay twenty dollars to see Kendall’s tits up close. In her new interview, Kendall reveals that was extremely shy in high school because she suffered from acne just like you and me. Though, unlike you and me, she didn’t go to high school. At least she didn’t say her helicopter hit the deck hard after taking RPG fire outside Baghdad. Kendall also professed her disdain for tattoos. Her sister Kim always warned her off tattoos, saying, ‘Why would you put bumper stickers on a Bentley?’. It’s really the perfect metaphor, especially in a family where the girls only answer to Rorschach ink blots are Bentley, Rapper Dick, and Eww, Poor People.

Photo Credit: Allure Magazine