Kelly Osbourne Always A Lady

Kelly Osbourne shot back at people on Twitter who saw her on the red carpet at the Grammys and assumed she is pregnant because she looks like a pregnant chick with the baby dad who will reveal himself and tell everybody how wasted he was. Osbourne cleared up she is not expecting anything but a shitload of backstage cold cuts, but not before reminding everyone she’s a disgusting pig:

“NO IM NOT PREGNANT YOU FUCKERS! I have a back brace on AND I REALLY NEED TO TAKE A SHIT! #SuckIt”

And that’s why you’ll never be loved. Along with your crappy attitude you possess the same qualities that make me refrain from fucking my upstairs chain smoking neighbor in the permanent nightgown. She’s down for it, but it’s something about the leg hair and farting. How many cats does Osbourne have? How the fuck did she get into the Grammys?

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